Bad Photo Editing – 2026 Calendar

Dude, sucking at something is the first step toward being sorta good at something.
– Jake the Dog
When trying to figure out what to get our mom for Christmas last year, my younger sister and I landed on, “sincere photo calendar of our pets; pointedly absent of any of the grand-kids.” It was a hit (at least we thought so), and we immediately started thinking about how to top it this year.
Having a copy of Affinity Photo, the decision was made to produce an intentionally-bad photo editing project of my cat-friend Roscoe and her dog Amory in various movie stills ganked online. I’d wanted to learn some graphic arts, but hadn’t had a “real” reason or opportunity to dip my toes in until then.
The result is both awful and incredibly amusing to me.
I may have had way too much fun.
January – Star Wars

February – Blast from the Past

March – 007: Moonraker

April – The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Clearing out the open space of Arwen’s crown took longer than I’d care to admit.
May – Back to the Future

June – The Princess Bride

July – Jurassic Park

By far my favorite
August – MIB International

September – Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Both their expressions in this one crack me up.
October – Ghostbusters

Including two beloved late pups
November – Twins

December – Jingle All the Way

It truly is a sick world with sick people living in it.
Honorable Mention – Godzilla X Kong

Didn’t make the final cut, but the way my sister’s dog fits on Kong in this gets me laughing every time I see it.
Happy Holidays, everyone!